A man in love is incomplete until he is married. then he is finished & Girls night out
Two women friends had gone out 4 a girls Night out, & had been decidedly over-enthusiastic onthe cocktails. Incredibly drunk & walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very neer a graveyard & one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wip with so she took off her panties, used them & threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set & didn't want 2 ruin hers, but was lucky enough 2 salvage ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave & proceeded 2 wip herself with it. after finishing, they make their way home...
The nex day the first women's husband phones the other husband & said. These damn girls nights out have got 2 stop, my wife come home last night without her panties; That's nothing: said the other. mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her but that said. FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WELL NEVER FORGET YOU!!!
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
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